asktheagentmaine:

jaingandjaro:

dgafdave:

jaingandjaro:

dgafdave:

jaingandjaro:

dgafdave:

Wtf is this?!

Don’t remember the names exactly, but some asshole called in a school shooting threat. Gave the gamer’s description, SWAT teams evac’ed two schools nearby I believe, found and arrested him and I think a couple other people.
Eventually figured out it was a bullshit prank, working on finding the asshole who placed the call in the first place.
Don’t quote me on this I simply explain from memory of my dash.

Damn, that’s shitty. I would find the guy and beat him senseless with an old rotary phone. People are assholes.

Indeed people are. If you do beat them with that phone, let me know.Might be funny to watch.

Lol not I. I would if I was the guy in the red hat. Picturing it in my head was funny. Every hit would make that high pitch ring like when you slam the phone when hanging up. Ha

Oh that would be funny. DING “Ow!” DING “Ow! DING DING “Ow!”

YEah it’s accurate, and they also asked to not have this thing giffed and/or shared on social media.

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

darkarcherprince:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

http://media.tumblr.com/efcb2bf88426110bd076a8d4e7deb536/tumblr_inline_mu7w38IYFl1qf1wgx.gif

This might win for favorite addition to my post.


not-your-average-pink-toaster
OMG you play violin! I play the cello we should totally be best friends


Yassssss :000

sOMEONE PLEASE DRAW CLEMENTINE IN THE TRUCK SAYING “im in kennys car,broom broom” AND KENNY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE CAR GOING “get out me car” PlEAs EI WILL loV E YOU FO R EvE R

Intensity more like tOO-INTENSE-FOr M E

http://techno-toast.tumblr.com/post/95607863657/oh-my-god-im-losing-it-right-now-please ↗

iminstitches442:

am I a true artist yet

this is at 91 notes and all i did was put markers in my hair wh y